Fake The Date
Okay, so I think I finally figured this shit out.
Yes it took me a whole quarter of a century to realize that in order to win in the dating game you have to be totally fake. I guess I’m just getting this because I’ve never been a fake person in this lifetime. I always tend to keep it a hundred percent real with whomever I’m dating. But as you can see, that shit does not work at all.
So you’re gonna have to lie, cheat, and act your ass off in order to come out on top (figurative and literately).
Here are some pointers…
• No matter how much you like the person, act like you don’t give two fucks about their existence. The suspense alone will keep them around.
• Always date other people, no matter what. Gotta keep those options open.
• Never express how much you like/care for/adore the person you’re dating. Playing hard to get is what’s popping in these streets.
• Don’t ever give up any information. Everything should be on a 'need to know' basis.
• When they text/BBM you wait at least a half hour to respond.
If they call you, don’t answer. But don’t worry, they will call you again (but be careful not to over do it. The person will give up if it’s been over two weeks of no answer).
There are more rules to this but the game is to be sold not told, so do your own research.
Even with all this fake shit going around, I don’t think I can partake in this foolery.
I’m really not ‘bout that fake life.
So I guess my real ass is gonna remain dolo.
One day someone will appreciate it *shrug*.
When I started this blog I was sooo pro-love.
But to be totally honest, I don’t believe true love exist anymore.
In this new society it’s not acceptable to be with one person.
I (personally) do not know one couple that has been faithful in their relationship. The shit could’ve been two months or two years, somebody cheated.
So please spear me with the 'Real Love Does Exist' bullshit.
Just fuck and be merry…..Oh yeah, & wear a condom!
2 Comments:
:-/ but real love DOES exist. you feel it, you give it, it ain't fake when YOU're loving, right?! well, i know when i love, its for REAL. people must learn to disassociate love from sex, cause it is not always synonymous. and every relationship is different. sleeping with other people is an option for some couples, and for others it is forbidden. others have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, and the sleezy couples are doing orgies and all other types of fuckery together. lol, but let me not get sidetracked...
I feel you when you say you gotta fake it to make it... cause its ALOT of faking it going around. too many people afraid to communicate their true feelings, wants, needs, or the fact that they simply no longer feel, want, or need you!... so they string you along.
well, never ever ever give up on love, cause i said so. :-p me knowing you personally, i REALLY think you just intimidate a whole lot of guys! you're brilliant, oh-so-talented, & good-looking. alot of guys play the fool because they don't think they'll measure up. one day crysc poo, one day you'll find crysc's other half. til then... you have all of your friends who adore you shawty. appreciate that shit! haha.
Awwww thank you!!!!
I will never give up on love. Even thou people say I come off 'like a dude' feelings wise, in real life when I love, I love hard.
I wrote that post out of sarcasm with a touch of frustration.
It just seem like society turned love into some sort of game where everyone is trying to come out as the 'top player'. It's promoted in these reality shows & series like
Single Ladies (for exp).
I'm not out here looking to fall in love but I'm human and get caught up once in a blue moon.
Love is life.
So I will always Live, Love, & Laugh (as cliche as it is)....
:)
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